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Hey friends, quick message off the top here. We're getting near to the end of the season.

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I know, I know, it's happening. This is season two, episode 153, and the finale will be

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season two, episode 156, which wraps up this entire last six years of story for

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us before we move on to something else, something new, something exciting. But we

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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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And he steps into this flame that begins to widen in front of him as it

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opens this view into the material plane. And we see we just came back

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from there and we see an unassuming water deep from where you're standing.

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You can see through this portal from the sides around you. You hear the

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movement of all those demonic creatures as they rush towards it and

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push you back.

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You know, pouring out into the world.

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I get out. Let's go.

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Everybody turns and begins walking towards the two orcas tunnel.

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You don't see it, but there's a bit of a glow in the satchel of Sullivan

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slight. There's an image that appears on the mirror and the scene of the

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other team, the decimators of dragons and all of their various

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assorted players begins to play out the door opens and they approach

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orcas on his throne and battle begins and there's a flicker in the mirror.

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There's this bright light that appears.

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The picture goes dark.

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You hear like this patting

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at the tapestry beside you on a wall far some 50 or 60 feet off into

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the distance. You hear a small voice come from behind.

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I never fucking know how to get out of these things. It's just embarrassed

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it.

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I think you just have to jimmy the handle.

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The handle? What are you talking about? It's a tapestry hanging from a wall.

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So there's no handle.

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No, there's no here. Oh, the edge of it. So this is enormous.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More. He

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him also with me today is Carla Max dead.

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She her I sure am. And I am also here as glim and lip sync he both also

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she her. It's happening guys.

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And Tom Laird. He him. Yeah, I'm here with moot and flint or board or

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whatever we got going on there. Also he him for everyone. And Amy More.

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Yeah, I'm here. She her and I'm playing Sullivan's light. He him

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don't mind my voice. And also night hunter who is they she and then

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also the who is she and I'm excited to be here.

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You're so good for being here. Oh my god. And to play more characters

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than anyone. Yeah, I took a half day off of work. Also joining us

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Kristen Flemmons. She her I'm playing a gas. Also she her and

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racks. He doesn't really care. But he him. He's here for the party.

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And call class it. Hey, everyone. He him and I'm playing Vorunax.

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Also he him. All right, Amy, how much do you want to be involved

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in the conversation here? Well, I go not long and stuff. I think

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those are words. Yeah, I think it definitely has like a pitch

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that zoom likes to cut out. Oh, no, that's okay. It'll be good.

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I'll try real hard. It'll be great. Welcome, everybody. It's

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been so long since we've seen all of you and we get to meet up

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with some characters that we haven't heard from in a little

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bit too. I'm excited. Everybody's excited. Yeah, it's

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gonna be a good time. Where we have been doing lots of crazy

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things. And by crazy things, I mean, following Tom's story.

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Through the adventures of Patreon, Patreon.com slash dumb

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dragon cast, where when you're a patron, you get access to a

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whole other podcast that releases monthly for you. Tom,

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if you could sum up this most recent season in like two

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sentences. Could you do? Okay, probably not. I will just

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say there's a heavy dose of chaos. Oh, see, I was going

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to use the two words standard season. standard. Yeah, just a

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standard. Just a standard season. Pretty, pretty usual

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for me. You can get that over at Patreon.com slash dumb

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dragon cast. But you also get an episode dedicated to you

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like today's patron twiglets are great to eat.

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Twiglets are great to eat. I don't know what a twiglet

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is, but I buy it. It's a Pokemon, right? It sounds

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like a Pokemon. And they're great to eat. So I love it.

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Gotta chomp them all. Yep. Thank you for being a patron

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and for also for the meal recommendation. Yes. Oh, you

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guys. Always looking for snacks. Twiglets are food. Oh,

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twiglets are food. They're like little pretzel things.

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Oh, sounds great. That tracks. Yeah, pretzels, twigs.

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Yeah, I'm into it. Right. Sweet. Okay, twiglets, maybe a

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Pokemon or a pretzel. Educational, nutritional. And

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the good news is, Amy's quite sick. So like Russ probably

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isn't gonna kill us this episode, because that'd be

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rude, right? That'd be so mean. Super rude. Yeah. It

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wouldn't be. It would be uncouth. We're gonna make it

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through this one. Is what it would be. So she couldn't

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even have her final monologue of whichever

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character. It's gonna be so long. You know what?

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Actually, now for reframing that, this might be the

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night that everybody dies. Real short sweet death.

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Hoisted on our own retard. Thank you. Twiglets are

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great to eat. We appreciate you and all the things that

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you do. Now, fuck it. Let's play. Play, play, play,

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play.

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We hear footsteps down a long echoing tunnel. There's the

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dripping, soft dripping of water coming down the sides.

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And Moot, Glim, Sully, and Agath have been walking for

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an indeterminate amount of time, so long that they've

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managed to take a long rest somewhere along the way. And

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Sully, in their hand, is holding the eye of Vecna. So

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like, who's gonna dare me to do it? I'm surprised you

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haven't done it already. Like, I mean, you've been

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holding it and rolled it around in the dirt. It's

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like, it's not gonna get any worse. I mean, and

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like, Flammokins has been daring you over and over

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and over to do it. Yeah, so like you want somebody

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somebody else to dare you. I wouldn't feel right about

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it, because I feel like me and you're like, there's

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some history. I have no opinion on this, obviously.

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Maybe like a double dog dare. Maybe I'm not sure.

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I'm just trying to like get my confidence up. This

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thing is kind of gross, and it's true. I did drop

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it a few times, so it's not totally sanitary.

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It was sanitary before?

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Whoa.

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I mean, more so than now.

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Wait a second, it could have been more sanitary.

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We don't know where it had been previously. Maybe

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it was sitting in a bucket of sanitizer back in

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the hoard of Diamat.

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Well, that would explain why it's so bloodshot.

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Right? Don't try it out.

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So you're gonna do it?

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Well, I'd be like, what's the worst thing that's

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gonna happen?

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You die.

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Yeah, we might find out quickly.

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We might. Or, nope, I'm not saying anything

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because I, you, me. Never mind. Never mind.

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Do you just want to like write it in my

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notebook and I can say it?

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Um, well, just if you could. I mean, we're

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going to fight like a pretty big bad guy. So

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maybe like it would help.

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Yeah, I don't think you're wrong.

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I just...

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Do it, Sully. Do it. I want to see it.

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You know what? Yeah, me too. What's like, I

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mean, I can always pull it out, right?

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Okay, Sully kind of like blows off the...

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and tries to like dust the eyeball off a

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little bit. And then like lifts his eye

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patch and just shoves that sucker in there.

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As you shove that sucker in there, like

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there's this squelch of a sound that you

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feel and hear within your own head.

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And there's this echoing low voice.

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It's been a long time.

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Hello, Sullivan's Light.

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Hello, voice inside my head.

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Did we hear that too, or it was just in

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Sully's head?

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Oh, just in Sullivan's Light's head.

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I assumed, but...

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So I'm just talking to myself.

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As you do.

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As one does when they shove a strange

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eyeball in their head.

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I bet you could hear the voice if you

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open Sullivan's mouth.

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But Sully's just talking out loud or...

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Oh, yeah.

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I said it out loud.

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Yeah, for sure.

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Well, I think I just assumed maybe

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everyone could hear it too.

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Which is why you said voice inside my

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head.

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Oh, yeah, I did.

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How do you know how to talk in your

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head?

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It's just been a really long hallway.

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So we've been having like these really

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sort of existential conversations about,

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are you the voice in your head?

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Are you the person hearing the voice

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in your head?

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Is society the voice in your head?

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A lot of muttering.

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OK, so the Eye of Echna.

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So when you put it in, you get a

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set of random properties.

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One minor beneficial property, one

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major beneficial property, and a

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minor detrimental property.

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You also get a whole slew of other

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things, which are all available in

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your item there, which includes

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True Sight.

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You can see as if you were wearing

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a ring of x-ray vision if you use

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it as an action.

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And it also has eight charges of

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the following spells.

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Clairvoyance, Crown of Madness,

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Disintegrate, Dominate Monster,

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and Eyebite.

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Roll 3D10, please.

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So you get Levitate at a seventh

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level.

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You gain flight and speed equal

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to your walking speed.

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OK, and now a minor property.

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Roll 2D20, please.

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31.

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31.

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You have Advantage on Ability.

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That fucking sucks.

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And now for the bad one.

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I do not think the good is

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outweighing the bad here.

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OK, roll 3D10, please.

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19.

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Soul Trap.

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If you die, your soul is trapped

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within this item.

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Oh, God.

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And you cannot be resurrected

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unless this item is destroyed.

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I mean, in the list of bad

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things, it's kind of that bad.

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I mean, you're already dead.

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So we've never had any major

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characters die.

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Exactly.

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There's basically no chance it

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could happen.

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So, like, you're fine.

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That's right.

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OK, so, yeah, you you pop the eye

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in and you you gain you can

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where before it was quite dark

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in this hallway, like

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everything becomes clear.

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You have these powers imbued

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upon you.

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You describe how you feel.

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Well, a little tingly.

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You know, kind of like

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maybe a little more magical

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than I ever was.

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But also a sense of foreboding

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and worry and regret.

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00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,759
The voice in your head.

252
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,439
Echoes forth and says.

253
00:14:10,759 --> 00:14:12,360
I'll warn you once,

254
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,600
but please do be careful

255
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,080
as you use these new power.

256
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:18,200
Why?

257
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:22,080
Hmm, I've been alone

258
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,200
for a long time

259
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:25,360
and I've been very hungry.

260
00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:28,320
Oh, oh, should I eat something?

261
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:30,160
Like, what are you?

262
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,560
Like, that is an eye eat.

263
00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,920
I'm not sure about our relationship here.

264
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,400
So for your knowledge,

265
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,800
each time you cast a spell

266
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:42,520
from the eye, there is a five percent

267
00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,040
chance that Vecna tears

268
00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:45,400
your soul from your body,

269
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,360
devours it and then takes control

270
00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:49,360
of your body like a puppet.

271
00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,480
What the fuck?

272
00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,560
Now, would that be the real bad thing

273
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,039
you were referring to?

274
00:14:55,039 --> 00:14:56,279
Quite a bad one.

275
00:14:56,279 --> 00:14:58,120
As opposed to the gun.

276
00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:58,680
No.

277
00:14:58,680 --> 00:14:59,759
OK, OK.

278
00:14:59,759 --> 00:15:01,480
So I can levitate

279
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:02,840
and fucking have advantage

280
00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:05,120
on ability checks that we never do.

281
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:08,519
And and and in return,

282
00:15:08,919 --> 00:15:11,039
I get to have possibly my soul

283
00:15:11,039 --> 00:15:13,360
trapped inside the eye

284
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,840
or fucking ripped from my body

285
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,320
and used as a puppet.

286
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:19,960
Yeah, mistakes were made.

287
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:25,680
As you've been walking with this eye

288
00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:28,400
now in kind of trying to

289
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,800
moisturize it as you blink.

290
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:34,720
You hear a ruckus,

291
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:37,200
a cacophony of sound

292
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,720
coming from up ahead.

293
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:42,040
Sully, you see it before anyone else does,

294
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,640
but there's like this rippled fabric

295
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:45,840
that you're coming up to

296
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,280
at the end of this hall.

297
00:15:47,759 --> 00:15:50,439
Oh, guys, I think we're about to

298
00:15:50,439 --> 00:15:52,759
be a part of my worst nightmare.

299
00:15:52,759 --> 00:15:55,079
We're going to be on stage.

300
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,679
I don't know my lines.

301
00:15:58,639 --> 00:16:00,120
Oh, I mean, I'm ready.

302
00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:01,039
I can do like a quick

303
00:16:01,039 --> 00:16:02,720
demonstration of something

304
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,120
or like just do one arm push ups.

305
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,199
People always love that.

306
00:16:05,199 --> 00:16:07,759
I mean, everybody loves that.

307
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:08,799
So like, don't worry.

308
00:16:08,799 --> 00:16:09,679
You could sit on my back

309
00:16:09,679 --> 00:16:10,839
while I do the one arm push ups.

310
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,079
Like you'll be part of the show,

311
00:16:12,079 --> 00:16:13,000
but you won't have any lines.

312
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,159
It'll be no problem.

313
00:16:14,159 --> 00:16:16,000
We defeating him

314
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,879
in a talent contest is that

315
00:16:17,879 --> 00:16:19,120
can't rule it out.

316
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,799
I hadn't considered this possibility.

317
00:16:22,759 --> 00:16:23,879
I have to do something better

318
00:16:23,879 --> 00:16:25,519
than one arm push ups.

319
00:16:25,519 --> 00:16:26,799
Yeah, like what if we just like

320
00:16:26,799 --> 00:16:29,559
do some great and embarrass him entirely?

321
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,799
Oh, roast of orcas.

322
00:16:31,799 --> 00:16:33,959
Yes, roast of orcas.

323
00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:35,519
That's what we're going to do.

324
00:16:35,519 --> 00:16:37,719
Please, please.

325
00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,319
We're going to rap battle orcas to death.

326
00:16:40,319 --> 00:16:42,480
We should have thought of this plan

327
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:45,279
at the beginning of the walk

328
00:16:45,279 --> 00:16:47,720
and had time to think about it.

329
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:51,120
I have not trained for this.

330
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,399
How do I find that?

331
00:16:52,399 --> 00:16:53,879
It's so hard to find the opening

332
00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:55,240
to these frickin curtains.

333
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,840
Like, what the hell?

334
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,200
Fubble, fubble, fubble.

335
00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:01,159
On the other side.

336
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:05,400
As the car, as the as the tapestry

337
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,319
that you see it is being pulled to the side,

338
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:12,079
Orcas is standing now 30 feet tall

339
00:17:12,759 --> 00:17:16,000
and this glowing aura all about him.

340
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:19,279
Flames roiling up from the center of this pit

341
00:17:19,279 --> 00:17:21,960
in the middle of his throne room.

342
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,879
Moot Glimsulley and Agath

343
00:17:23,879 --> 00:17:26,319
and Glamikins come around the corner

344
00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:28,319
and you see this scene as demons

345
00:17:28,319 --> 00:17:30,319
are pouring out of the shadows

346
00:17:30,319 --> 00:17:32,119
and down towards this portal

347
00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:34,159
in the middle of this throne room.

348
00:17:34,159 --> 00:17:37,439
Across, you see the other team

349
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:40,720
Bort, Thea, Lipsinki, Vorunax and Nighthunter

350
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:44,600
standing, as last we saw them,

351
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:47,840
defeated and dumbstruck

352
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:52,519
as everything is pouring into the material plane.

353
00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:58,120
Orcas is letting out this huge cackling laughter

354
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,559
as he looks down at the team,

355
00:18:01,559 --> 00:18:04,559
not noticing Moot Glimsulley and Agath yet.

356
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:07,279
Looks down at the team in the doorway

357
00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:10,440
and waves his hand

358
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:13,240
and with a force through the air,

359
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:16,399
you feel this impact into your body.

360
00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:18,359
Everybody in that doorway,

361
00:18:18,359 --> 00:18:21,839
make a strength saving throw, please.

362
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:25,599
OK, so Lipsinki and Bort,

363
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:29,680
you are blown back 15 feet,

364
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:32,240
but still standing as this force hits you.

365
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:34,879
Everybody else, this wave of energy

366
00:18:35,319 --> 00:18:36,639
comes across and hits you.

367
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:39,680
You feel your chest, like the air is sucked out of it

368
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,600
and you're blasted back

369
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,680
until you hit the wall behind you,

370
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:46,080
which is 25 feet.

371
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:47,880
And you're going to take

372
00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,440
12 bludgeoning damage

373
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,840
as you crumple and are now prone on this floor.

374
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,240
I'm glad we haven't noticed that our teammates have arrived,

375
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,800
because it would be so embarrassing if we knew

376
00:19:05,799 --> 00:19:06,839
this is when they walked in.

377
00:19:06,839 --> 00:19:07,440
Super.

378
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,879
Of course, Vorunax will stand up as soon as he's able to.

379
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:16,759
As you are all collecting yourselves, Moot Glimsulley,

380
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,599
I'm not going to keep saying 12 names.

381
00:19:19,599 --> 00:19:22,799
Team Celestia, you see this team being blown back

382
00:19:22,799 --> 00:19:24,279
and all these demons rush in.

383
00:19:24,279 --> 00:19:25,879
What do you do?

384
00:19:25,879 --> 00:19:28,720
I start the rap battle.

385
00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:32,159
What else is there to do?

386
00:19:32,159 --> 00:19:33,960
Yeah, someone lay down a beat.

387
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,559
A microphone is conveniently right there.

388
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:40,920
I do feel like horses would be pretty good at beatboxing.

389
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:42,960
I mean, yeah, I very much agree.

390
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,079
I think you're right. Yeah, 100 percent.

391
00:19:45,079 --> 00:19:47,440
Flamikins Kins puts her fingers to her lips

392
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:49,799
and then closes the curtain.

393
00:19:49,799 --> 00:19:52,600
So they didn't see us.

394
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:57,200
What if we went back to Tiamat?

395
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:02,200
And got better shit? Full stop, full stop.

396
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,120
What if we went back to Tiamat?

397
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,960
Lesser of two evils, they're trapped there.

398
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,920
Orcus isn't going to let Tiamat out.

399
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,039
It's a safe zone.

400
00:20:10,039 --> 00:20:12,440
I mean, I really thought there was like a step two

401
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:13,519
to your plan.

402
00:20:13,519 --> 00:20:14,039
Yeah.

403
00:20:14,039 --> 00:20:16,120
You know, I thought there was when I started.

404
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:17,920
I put this fucking eye in.

405
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:18,960
You did.

406
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,360
Are you just trying to get back to Tiamat?

407
00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:21,920
Because this isn't really the time,

408
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:25,759
I don't think, for like a little romantic interlude.

409
00:20:25,759 --> 00:20:27,000
It's not time to bone.

410
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,880
I'm not afraid.

411
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:31,120
I was just trying to get laid.

412
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,720
It rhymes, so it must be true.

413
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:33,760
I mean, it must be true.

414
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:36,640
Why is that tattooed on my ass?

415
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:37,400
So now?

416
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:40,680
OK, plan B.

417
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:41,920
Moot, go.

418
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,680
OK.

419
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:44,400
We're spitballing.

420
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,400
We're brainstorming.

421
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,880
We didn't think of this at all from the whole.

422
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,160
This is the conversations we've

423
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,200
been having for the last who knows how many days.

424
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,920
This is just the flashback conversation to, yeah.

425
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,760
Guys, I need to tell you something important

426
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,640
because I read my character sheet.

427
00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:59,040
Aura of protection.

428
00:20:59,159 --> 00:21:01,599
All friendly creatures within 10 feet of me

429
00:21:01,599 --> 00:21:04,480
have a plus three to all saving throws.

430
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,680
And aura of warding.

431
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:06,159
Love it.

432
00:21:06,159 --> 00:21:08,079
All friendly creatures within 10 feet of me

433
00:21:08,079 --> 00:21:11,159
have resistance to damage from spells.

434
00:21:11,159 --> 00:21:12,440
Aura of courage.

435
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,519
You and friendly creatures within 10 feet of you

436
00:21:14,519 --> 00:21:16,519
can't be frightened.

437
00:21:16,519 --> 00:21:19,119
There's so many auras.

438
00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:20,240
All relevant things.

439
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:20,759
I love this.

440
00:21:20,759 --> 00:21:22,440
So that's all happening.

441
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:24,039
I'm not going to remember that.

442
00:21:24,039 --> 00:21:27,039
I didn't remember it's my own character sheet.

443
00:21:27,039 --> 00:21:29,039
Do we sneak?

444
00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:30,240
I mean, we don't need to sneak.

445
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,000
He doesn't see us.

446
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,519
So do we just like blast him?

447
00:21:33,519 --> 00:21:34,279
Or?

448
00:21:34,279 --> 00:21:34,799
Yeah.

449
00:21:34,799 --> 00:21:35,319
Yeah.

450
00:21:35,319 --> 00:21:36,440
Yeah.

451
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,519
He's as tall as 12 houses.

452
00:21:38,519 --> 00:21:39,279
He's so tall.

453
00:21:39,279 --> 00:21:40,759
It's fine.

454
00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:43,680
And he's like, there's that glow thing happening,

455
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:47,440
which is disconcerting.

456
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,559
I don't think he wants to hear.

457
00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:50,119
I don't think he wants a pamphlet, which

458
00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:52,399
is kind of like one of my standard go-tos

459
00:21:52,399 --> 00:21:54,359
when I meet a new.

460
00:21:54,359 --> 00:21:55,039
Love it.

461
00:21:55,039 --> 00:21:57,200
OK.

462
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,240
OK, Agath?

463
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,079
Agath, you got anything?

464
00:22:00,079 --> 00:22:03,000
So I think you look over and Agath is just sort of like

465
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,079
tightening all of the tack.

466
00:22:06,079 --> 00:22:09,240
Yeah, all the like saddle and bridle, just making sure.

467
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,119
And just like swinging up onto Rax's back

468
00:22:11,119 --> 00:22:13,519
and like getting the flail in her hand.

469
00:22:13,519 --> 00:22:16,240
Like, what is there to talk about?

470
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:17,960
No, nothing, nothing, nothing.

471
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:23,399
Not looking down the barrel of a long, scary orcas.

472
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,560
And I just wanted to make sure we're all on the same page.

473
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:29,920
Charge forth and save the world.

474
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:33,200
Sure, start charging out unless somebody

475
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,640
is saying otherwise.

476
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,519
I was just looking to see if I have something

477
00:22:37,519 --> 00:22:39,400
I can do for us before we go.

478
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,080
Yeah, I was looking for like a fun spell.

479
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:46,800
OK, well, I'm going to, before we go, cast Bless.

480
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:52,320
Sully, Agath, and Moot are my three creatures

481
00:22:52,319 --> 00:22:53,639
that I have blessed.

482
00:22:53,639 --> 00:22:55,679
Bahamut be with you.

483
00:22:55,679 --> 00:22:58,519
And I like touch each of your foreheads and.

484
00:22:58,519 --> 00:23:03,240
OK, yeah, appreciate the trust that I

485
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:04,960
can just handle myself.

486
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:06,000
It's fine.

487
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,319
You don't need it.

488
00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:09,759
I knew you could handle it.

489
00:23:09,759 --> 00:23:12,839
Well, what if you guys were to go out full force

490
00:23:12,839 --> 00:23:18,480
and then Flamekins and I sneak around and like,

491
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,519
I don't know, try to fuck him up from behind.

492
00:23:20,519 --> 00:23:22,720
Fuck him up.

493
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,119
Yeah, I like it.

494
00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:25,720
He doesn't know what to expect.

495
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:32,639
So like, we go out, spells blazing or swords blazing

496
00:23:32,639 --> 00:23:34,480
or whatever, and then you guys do

497
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,200
whatever seems like a cool, powerful thing

498
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:38,200
to do when you get.

499
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:57,920
Three of you charge in, blowing the tapestry off

500
00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:01,120
into the side and charge down,

501
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:03,559
pushing through this wave of demons

502
00:24:03,559 --> 00:24:05,920
that seems to be just never ending.

503
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:12,319
I assume you're screaming some sort of valiant battle cry.

504
00:24:12,319 --> 00:24:14,880
You just write like some or get a sound effect

505
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:18,400
of a really angry like pen scratching on paper.

506
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:21,240
OK, you charge forward, you're screaming your battle cry

507
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:25,000
and Orcus turns and looks at you.

508
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,480
You get a moment for one action

509
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:33,200
before he gets to react to you entering.

510
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,920
Well, I would love to like time it

511
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:41,080
so that my Eldritch blasts will arrive at the same moment

512
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:44,720
as Agath and Rax do.

513
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:48,880
OK, so Rax charge, charge, charge, hits it

514
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,279
with a hoof attack.

515
00:24:51,279 --> 00:24:57,920
So I guess Rax will roll a really crappy hoof attack.

516
00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:00,840
Does an eight hit him?

517
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,360
It might.

518
00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:03,360
You know what?

519
00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:03,800
No.

520
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:04,400
OK.

521
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,000
Yeah, cool.

522
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:05,519
Didn't think so.

523
00:25:05,519 --> 00:25:06,759
Close, very close.

524
00:25:06,759 --> 00:25:08,240
Yeah, so close.

525
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:11,440
All right, we'll just go with the flail then.

526
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,119
16.

527
00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:14,639
No.

528
00:25:14,639 --> 00:25:16,799
Wait, was I blessed?

529
00:25:16,799 --> 00:25:20,359
So do I add a d4 to that crappy attack roll?

530
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:23,639
Not the one for Rax, but the 16.

531
00:25:23,639 --> 00:25:26,319
You add a d4 to every attack.

532
00:25:26,319 --> 00:25:28,720
So now it's a 17, Russ.

533
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:29,200
Boom.

534
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,160
You know what?

535
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:31,359
17 does it.

536
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:32,279
Are you serious?

537
00:25:32,279 --> 00:25:35,079
Bahamut, Bahamut.

538
00:25:35,079 --> 00:25:37,359
Blessed you.

539
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:38,679
Hashtag blessed.

540
00:25:38,679 --> 00:25:40,799
All right, so then.

541
00:25:40,799 --> 00:25:43,559
The only applicable time it should ever be used.

542
00:25:43,559 --> 00:25:44,759
That's amazing.

543
00:25:44,759 --> 00:25:49,279
So that is six bludgeoning, and then five d4,

544
00:25:49,279 --> 00:25:51,439
something of my choice.

545
00:25:51,439 --> 00:25:54,399
I don't know, what does Orcus look like he hates the most?

546
00:25:54,399 --> 00:25:57,199
Fire, lightning, cold.

547
00:25:57,199 --> 00:25:58,519
Tiamat doesn't give happiness.

548
00:25:58,519 --> 00:25:59,679
I mean, probably radiant.

549
00:25:59,679 --> 00:26:00,960
Can you choose radiant?

550
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,559
No, Tiamat does not.

551
00:26:02,559 --> 00:26:04,879
It's one of the dragon head damages.

552
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:06,360
Makes sense.

553
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:10,560
Roll, I guess, to no resistances.

554
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,920
You would have studied Orcus a bit.

555
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,240
So let's roll history.

556
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,280
Yeah, I hate him.

557
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,600
I've been hating that guy for a long time.

558
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:18,520
Number one enemy.

559
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:19,960
Old school hating Orcus.

560
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,920
I was hating Orcus before it was cool.

561
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,080
That's right.

562
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,080
I really was.

563
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,080
History 20, dirty 20.

564
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:30,120
So you know that, or have a strong sense,

565
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:34,200
that Orcus is resistant to cold, fire, and lightning,

566
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:38,480
but also immune to necrotic poison,

567
00:26:39,759 --> 00:26:42,400
bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing.

568
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,240
That is non-magic.

569
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,080
Perfect.

570
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,759
What the fuck am I supposed to do?

571
00:26:45,759 --> 00:26:46,600
So everything?

572
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:49,080
So I think what's left was acid?

573
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:49,920
Yeah.

574
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:54,559
Okay, so this puppy's doing acid now.

575
00:26:54,559 --> 00:26:56,400
I'm so glad that Agatha's so learned.

576
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:57,240
Okay, so.

577
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,440
Who thinks to go for acid?

578
00:26:58,440 --> 00:26:59,440
No. Right?

579
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:00,519
Nobody.

580
00:27:00,519 --> 00:27:02,360
16 acid damage,

581
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:06,240
and then the three, six magical bludgeoning damage

582
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,560
on the first attack.

583
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,920
17 plus 12.

584
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:14,080
And a D4 if you need it.

585
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:19,560
14 acid damage on that one.

586
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,800
And then the last strike of the flail.

587
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:25,360
Ooh, that's, oh, wait.

588
00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:27,520
Four plus 12 is 16.

589
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,880
Roland Mablest again, plus another three.

590
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:32,040
So 19.

591
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,480
Thanks, Bahamut.

592
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,360
Bahamut coming in clutch.

593
00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:38,840
Maybe helped plan the end of the world,

594
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,240
but you know, doing well right now.

595
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:42,080
Make it up for it.

596
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:43,320
I mean, this was more Tiamat.

597
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:44,160
Yeah.

598
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:45,000
Thanks, Tiamat.

599
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:45,840
You know, you guys get the blessing.

600
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,080
Both of them.

601
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:48,640
Both of them together.

602
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:50,080
Two sides of a good coin.

603
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,880
So that one is eight bludgeoning damage

604
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:56,920
plus 15 acid damage on that one.

605
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,680
Okay, Agatha comes rushing in,

606
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:04,680
Rax rears up and three huge flail hits go into Orcus.

607
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,240
You see these cut into,

608
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,799
and the acid begins to like sizzle away

609
00:28:09,799 --> 00:28:13,080
the necrotic flesh that is on his leg

610
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:14,440
as you approach him.

611
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:17,640
Eldritch Blast come flying over your shoulder.

612
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:20,680
Give me some attack hits, Moot.

613
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:21,920
Yeah, let's do it.

614
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:24,840
12.

615
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:26,880
So that's a 22 on the first one

616
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:29,200
and a 28 on the second.

617
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:34,200
And then we've got a 26 and a 19.

618
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,120
All will hit.

619
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:36,080
Okay.

620
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:40,039
Welcome to Math Orcus.

621
00:28:40,039 --> 00:28:42,400
Yeah, and welcome to like level,

622
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,799
real high level characters.

623
00:28:44,799 --> 00:28:46,240
With auras all over the place.

624
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:47,600
Oh yeah, the auras, I forgot.

625
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,320
I didn't even add the D4s, oh my God.

626
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,160
You hit, you're good.

627
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,000
All right, for damage,

628
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,759
it is a D10 plus four for each one.

629
00:28:56,759 --> 00:29:01,359
So I've got a 12, a six, a 10, and a 10.

630
00:29:01,359 --> 00:29:04,200
Okay, 38, and that's force damage?

631
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,359
Yes, force damage.

632
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:07,680
Okay.

633
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:08,519
I'm just writing down numbers.

634
00:29:08,519 --> 00:29:09,359
Yeah, yeah.

635
00:29:09,359 --> 00:29:11,960
I'll add them all up later, just to keep me true.

636
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,599
And Glim.

637
00:29:13,599 --> 00:29:15,559
Yes, yes.

638
00:29:15,559 --> 00:29:18,640
Following in behind the Eldritch Blast,

639
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:22,799
flying through the air with a sweet weapon.

640
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,799
Yeah, here's the thing.

641
00:29:26,799 --> 00:29:28,839
The weapon isn't the best thing I have,

642
00:29:28,839 --> 00:29:32,599
but it looks the best, so it is what I'm gonna use.

643
00:29:32,599 --> 00:29:34,319
It looks the most cinematic.

644
00:29:36,079 --> 00:29:39,119
So yeah, I'm gonna come in with the Sun Blade,

645
00:29:39,119 --> 00:29:41,200
which no longer has a blade,

646
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,720
but in fact has just a radiant,

647
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:46,799
like zoom, zoom, zoom blade.

648
00:29:46,799 --> 00:29:47,680
It's a lightsaber.

649
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:51,879
Basically it's a luminous kind of lightsaber.

650
00:29:53,279 --> 00:29:57,240
So, it was a bad roll,

651
00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:00,639
but it's okay because I have a plus 13,

652
00:30:00,639 --> 00:30:03,200
so that's a 17, which I believe.

653
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:04,039
17 hits.

654
00:30:04,039 --> 00:30:07,119
Hits, okay, great.

655
00:30:07,119 --> 00:30:07,960
Nice.

656
00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:13,759
So that's 15 radiant damage.

657
00:30:13,759 --> 00:30:17,159
Oh wait, whenever I hit, I get an extra D8.

658
00:30:17,159 --> 00:30:18,000
Hell yeah.

659
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,240
Radiant damage, allows a one.

660
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:22,759
So what did I say the other one was?

661
00:30:23,759 --> 00:30:24,599
Add a one to that.

662
00:30:24,599 --> 00:30:25,680
Got it.

663
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:30,680
And then a second attack is a 21.

664
00:30:31,559 --> 00:30:32,759
It is.

665
00:30:32,759 --> 00:30:37,759
17 radiant damage on the second one.

666
00:30:39,319 --> 00:30:41,879
Okay, so from.

667
00:30:41,879 --> 00:30:42,720
Is he undead?

668
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,319
He's not, is he?

669
00:30:44,319 --> 00:30:45,640
No, he's not.

670
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:48,119
I thought for a half second you asked if he was dead,

671
00:30:48,119 --> 00:30:50,319
and I was like, oh my God, no.

672
00:30:50,319 --> 00:30:51,160
I killed him, right?

673
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,599
He got like 30 points of damage,

674
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:54,280
so like.

675
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:55,120
Everybody else comes back in,

676
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,840
really just like, oh, just loosen that, that.

677
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:58,680
Pickle jar.

678
00:30:58,680 --> 00:30:59,880
Pickle jar there for you.

679
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:04,920
From the blasted back point at the door,

680
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,920
you are picking yourselves up off the wall

681
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,240
and moving back towards the room,

682
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:13,360
and you see the other team burst through this tapestry

683
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:16,800
on the back wall and come through this horde of demons

684
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:21,800
and begin just wailing in melee range with Orcus.

685
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:24,440
Holy shit.

686
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:29,200
You see in, what you have visibility on

687
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:30,880
is you see in Orcus's hand,

688
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:33,040
he's conjuring a necrotic bolt,

689
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:37,200
and he raises it up to the ceiling

690
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,520
and is throwing it down on top of the three of them.

691
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:45,360
Oh, that's, oh, oh, that's so bad.

692
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:49,200
Okay, yeah, you guys should move.

693
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:50,040
He's gonna.

694
00:31:51,039 --> 00:31:53,119
So I rolled for each of you,

695
00:31:53,119 --> 00:31:54,839
because I wanted it to be fair.

696
00:31:54,839 --> 00:31:56,559
The lowest one was a 30.

697
00:32:01,559 --> 00:32:02,399
We're fine.

698
00:32:03,279 --> 00:32:04,119
I love it.

699
00:32:06,519 --> 00:32:07,639
Now, keep in mind,

700
00:32:07,639 --> 00:32:10,359
I'm a little bit removed from the rest of them,

701
00:32:10,359 --> 00:32:11,879
as I am a spell caster

702
00:32:11,879 --> 00:32:14,159
and don't have to be right there.

703
00:32:14,159 --> 00:32:15,559
And he is 30 feet tall,

704
00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:17,759
so I feel like he's like.

705
00:32:17,759 --> 00:32:19,200
Yeah, no, he's probably got some range,

706
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,240
but like, if he's focused in one area,

707
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:24,120
maybe I'm a little bit outside of that.

708
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:25,960
Yeah, I mean, I think you're gonna get hit on this one,

709
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,080
any other ranged or anything,

710
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,200
I will take into account that you are back.

711
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,480
Okay.

712
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:32,480
Wait, you said 38?

713
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:34,840
No, that doesn't, that doesn't hit, yeah.

714
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:36,200
Yeah, right.

715
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,480
Do remember if you're in 10 feet of me, Tom,

716
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:39,960
before you decide where you are.

717
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:40,799
Well, apparently I'm within.

718
00:32:40,799 --> 00:32:43,360
You do have resistance to damage from spells, so.

719
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,720
I'm within for this one, so.

720
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,200
So that's 42 force damage.

721
00:32:49,279 --> 00:32:52,480
Plus nine poison damage.

722
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:53,920
Sweet.

723
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:55,120
But from a spell?

724
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:55,960
It's from a spell, right?

725
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:56,799
But is it from a spell?

726
00:32:56,799 --> 00:32:57,640
Did he hit us?

727
00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,080
Well, it's from Necrotic Bolt,

728
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:01,120
which is a ranged attack,

729
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,759
not specifically a spell, but.

730
00:33:03,759 --> 00:33:04,920
Ah, okay.

731
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:05,759
Yeah.

732
00:33:05,759 --> 00:33:06,720
It should probably be a spell.

733
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:07,559
Yeah.

734
00:33:07,559 --> 00:33:08,480
Counter spell wouldn't have helped.

735
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,640
Yeah, no, not in that moment, yeah.

736
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,240
While all this is going on,

737
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:16,120
Sully's gonna do a little tattoo on himself.

738
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:16,960
Okay.

739
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,400
He can through, like, at the best point,

740
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:20,920
it might come out,

741
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:24,079
and he's gonna use his absorbing tattoo.

742
00:33:24,079 --> 00:33:28,319
It says that the DM can choose the color

743
00:33:28,319 --> 00:33:31,200
or determines it randomly.

744
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:34,319
I choose Necrotic.

745
00:33:34,319 --> 00:33:35,440
You're so nice.

746
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:36,279
So nice.

747
00:33:36,279 --> 00:33:37,120
That is nice.

748
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:37,960
He wasn't nice earlier,

749
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,360
so, you know, he's bAlydincing out the scales here for me.

750
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,240
Okay, so he's got a black tattoo

751
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,279
of a scaly sketch in real quick.

752
00:33:44,279 --> 00:33:45,120
Are you serious?

753
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:46,160
Are you tattooing right now,

754
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:47,120
like, under pressure?

755
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,320
You just wanted to do a little bit of arts and crafts here?

756
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:50,160
What the fuck?

757
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:51,080
We're supposed to, like, sneak in here.

758
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:51,920
Come on, now.

759
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:53,000
I don't wanna die.

760
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,759
Yeah, okay, can you hook me up?

761
00:33:54,759 --> 00:33:56,080
I don't think it works that way.

762
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,120
Oh.

763
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:57,960
Well, shit.

764
00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:58,920
Okay, let's. Sorry.

765
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:02,400
The two of you head overhead like the three stooges,

766
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,320
but there's only two of you,

767
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:05,600
which really, you're side by side

768
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,640
because you're both very small.

769
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:09,440
Can't actually do that.

770
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:11,800
You peek through and you see a way,

771
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,800
you see the other team across the way.

772
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:17,680
You see the massive necrotic bolt hit your friends

773
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:20,920
and they're blown back from the range that they were.

774
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,480
You see the other team across the way

775
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,840
and you see, with all these demons kind of rushing down,

776
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:30,039
that there is a path around the perimeter that you,

777
00:34:30,039 --> 00:34:33,160
well, Sully, you see, because you've got true sight.

778
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:34,480
You see a path around the perimeter

779
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:36,360
that you could make your way to the other team,

780
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:38,000
if you so desire.

781
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:38,920
Hey, fight me against.

782
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:39,760
Follow me.

783
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:40,600
Yeah, yeah, okay, I'll.

784
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:41,440
Be quiet.

785
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:42,280
Be sneaky.

786
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,280
I'll undo your tails.

787
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:45,560
I'll just speak as loudly as you're speaking.

788
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:50,120
And we sneak around the perimeter.

789
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,360
The plinking violin music.

790
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,920
As the two of them are sneaking around the perimeter

791
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:57,240
towards the other team,

792
00:34:57,240 --> 00:35:02,240
who meanwhile have dusted off their lapels

793
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:06,080
and are making their way back into the fray.

794
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:10,200
What do you all want to do

795
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,680
seeing the other team there?

796
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:14,359
Vorunax is gonna move back up to the group.

797
00:35:14,359 --> 00:35:17,519
I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna follow.

798
00:35:17,519 --> 00:35:18,559
I got inspired earlier,

799
00:35:18,559 --> 00:35:20,559
so I'm gonna pop a bless on our group

800
00:35:22,039 --> 00:35:26,599
and give that to Nighthunter, to Flint,

801
00:35:26,599 --> 00:35:31,480
and to Lipsinki, and then to my three peoples.

802
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,480
Okay, everybody keeping track of all the blessings.

803
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,079
All of them.

804
00:35:36,079 --> 00:35:41,079
With bless on, new aura effect happening.

805
00:35:42,639 --> 00:35:45,679
Whoever speaks first gets to do something magical.

806
00:35:45,679 --> 00:35:50,159
I mean, yeah, I'll see him throwing this necrotic

807
00:35:50,159 --> 00:35:51,839
bolt thing down on everyone

808
00:35:51,839 --> 00:35:54,679
and I'll throw my dwarven thrower towards him.

809
00:35:54,679 --> 00:35:56,440
Give me an attack roll.

810
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,799
Smooth little plus 14, that's a 29.

811
00:35:59,799 --> 00:36:02,639
Ooh, a 19, which is actually a crit.

812
00:36:02,639 --> 00:36:06,519
The third one was a 30.

813
00:36:06,519 --> 00:36:08,759
So I believe I owe you some damage rolls.

814
00:36:08,759 --> 00:36:09,919
Yeah, you do.

815
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:11,480
Smooth 46.

816
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:14,280
Just a smooth 46.

817
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:17,440
Dwarven thrower rings out, which on the third hit

818
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,240
kind of stumbles him forward.

819
00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:20,800
Make a dexterity saving throw

820
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,639
for the group that's down by his feet.

821
00:36:22,639 --> 00:36:25,240
Oh, okay, gladly.

822
00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:27,599
I was an 18 before any bonuses.

823
00:36:27,599 --> 00:36:30,760
Okay, and then it would be a goth and glim as well.

824
00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:32,840
16.

825
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:34,720
Didn't go so good for me, 14.

826
00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:37,240
Moot, you with all those pluses,

827
00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:39,639
you are fine because you're back a little ways too,

828
00:36:40,359 --> 00:36:41,199
so you're at a lower DC.

829
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:42,480
A goth, you don't take any damage,

830
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,000
but you're knocked off racks

831
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,960
and you're down on the ground now.

832
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:47,679
Glim, you're going to take,

833
00:36:47,679 --> 00:36:49,879
you get not stepped on entirely,

834
00:36:49,879 --> 00:36:51,599
but like brushed up by this foot

835
00:36:51,599 --> 00:36:53,440
that just comes quickly to catch himself.

836
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:58,440
You're gonna take 15, bludgeoning down.

837
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:02,719
Does Night Hunter still have the chains

838
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:04,960
that she picked up in Celestia?

839
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,199
I would say yes.

840
00:37:07,199 --> 00:37:08,799
I don't know what they do.

841
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,720
Oh, the chains that you took from Bahamut's stuff.

842
00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:13,880
Yeah.

843
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:17,039
Sure, what do you think they do?

844
00:37:17,039 --> 00:37:20,200
Well, I think if I hit someone

845
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:21,760
or wrap them around someone,

846
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:26,600
it probably deals some, I don't know,

847
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:29,320
maybe some radiant damage.

848
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:33,000
Overthinking some Wonder Woman lasso style chains here.

849
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:33,840
I love it.

850
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,360
I've got the braziers, so.

851
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,120
Well, I've never used it before,

852
00:37:38,119 --> 00:37:41,559
so I think I'm gonna whip it.

853
00:37:41,559 --> 00:37:45,679
Coming in behind, you lash into the backside of Orcus.

854
00:37:45,679 --> 00:37:46,759
Right on his butt.

855
00:37:46,759 --> 00:37:47,799
Right on his butt.

856
00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:51,639
That cuts deep into him with this radiant light.

857
00:37:52,639 --> 00:37:53,639
19.

858
00:37:53,639 --> 00:37:54,839
That'll hit.

859
00:37:54,839 --> 00:37:56,679
22 damage.

860
00:37:56,679 --> 00:37:59,799
In your second hit, these chains whip forth

861
00:37:59,799 --> 00:38:02,159
and are dealing this radiant damage,

862
00:38:02,159 --> 00:38:04,440
and then his tail swings around,

863
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,239
and he lets out this bellowing holler.

864
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:10,000
I wanna dodge it, Matrix style.

865
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,600
You can dodge it, Matrix style,

866
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,200
or you can try to.

867
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,760
He's going to try and hit you with it.

868
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,720
That's gonna be a 25.

869
00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:20,880
Oh, yeah, but just barely hits me.

870
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:24,600
Okay, so that's gonna be 21 force damage,

871
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:25,920
nine poison damage.

872
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:28,760
Absinke.

873
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:31,120
Okay, oh man, I hate fighting this guy

874
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,760
when all my magic is from him.

875
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,760
It really makes things hard.

876
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:40,760
So I'm going to just Eldritch Blast.

877
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,280
Just Eldritch Blast at him.

878
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:44,680
Why not?

879
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:45,520
Why not?

880
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:46,520
Why not?

881
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,160
17.

882
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,520
Oh, now 20.

883
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:51,360
Yeah.

884
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:53,040
18.

885
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:55,240
11.

886
00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:57,520
Almost rolled max damage.

887
00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:58,680
34.

888
00:38:58,680 --> 00:38:59,520
Whoa.

889
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,880
34, so that's pretty good.

890
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,520
Yeah.

891
00:39:05,519 --> 00:39:07,320
Yeah, you're back in the hallway,

892
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,159
making your way back to the room,

893
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:15,840
and you feel like this drop down the hall proper

894
00:39:17,199 --> 00:39:18,280
before you enter.

895
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:22,320
You look down, you hear

896
00:39:25,119 --> 00:39:28,960
sound of demons fighting out and beyond

897
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:32,320
and in the courtyard from the way you were before,

898
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:36,920
and you begin walking down this hall

899
00:39:38,039 --> 00:39:41,200
back to the statues that were there

900
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,720
that were housing weapons.

901
00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:46,760
Nobody sees you turn and walk down there

902
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,320
and you make your way back down.

903
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,600
And before it was that you were running out

904
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:51,880
and there was so much happening,

905
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:55,760
you didn't have the presence to look

906
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,320
and to register what it is.

907
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:59,559
But in one of these sconces,

908
00:39:59,599 --> 00:40:03,519
there is this dark set alcove

909
00:40:03,519 --> 00:40:07,599
and there's this figure standing and holding a blade.

910
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:14,719
That blade has these glowing red eyes on it.

911
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:19,039
Oh, this fucking thing, God damn it.

912
00:40:19,039 --> 00:40:21,679
I'm gonna try to talk to the blade.

913
00:40:21,679 --> 00:40:25,559
Okay, you've got a moment to speak to the blade.

914
00:40:25,559 --> 00:40:27,799
Yo, you alive?

915
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:32,600
You see the background shift in this space.

916
00:40:33,519 --> 00:40:36,240
Clouds begin to move, lightning strikes

917
00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:39,680
and there's this glow that comes from the entire blade

918
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:42,039
and then shrivels back.

919
00:40:42,039 --> 00:40:43,760
I'm gonna take that as a yes.

920
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:48,240
Okay, blink two times, glow twice if you're evil,

921
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:50,120
once if you're good.

922
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:51,320
It glows once.

923
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:53,120
Oh, you can be fucking lying to me.

924
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:57,360
Thea shrugs and takes the blade.

925
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:01,800
You grab the blade and everything goes dark around you

926
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:02,960
and then comes back.

927
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:04,200
Did you blink?

928
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:06,160
Was it a long blink?

929
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:07,440
Am I just blinking?

930
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:08,280
It's a long blink.

931
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:11,200
That's what blinking is, everything goes dark.

932
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,760
Everything around you goes dark, you didn't blink

933
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,120
and then comes back and you're in the space

934
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,000
and you hear the eldritch blasts

935
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,880
and you hear Orcus whipping his tail

936
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:25,840
and blasts landing down on your friends.

937
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:30,519
You sheath the dagger and you make your way back

938
00:41:30,519 --> 00:41:32,360
to the fray.

939
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:33,640
Okay.

940
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:36,200
As you make your way back to the door,

941
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,760
Sully and Flamikins come around the corner.

942
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:44,920
Hey, hey, Thea, hey, Thea, good to see ya.

943
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:46,840
It's been a long time, I fucked a dragon.

944
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:48,280
Oh, okay, that was information.

945
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:49,840
TMSPG dubs.

946
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:50,960
Okay, I mean.

947
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,920
Real, just like real stand up individual now,

948
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:55,000
I don't know if you know this.

949
00:41:55,199 --> 00:41:56,679
You've had some a lot of changes.

950
00:41:56,679 --> 00:41:58,280
I'm not sure if this is the time

951
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,800
to spill this kind of tea for,

952
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,239
in the middle of something.

953
00:42:03,559 --> 00:42:05,960
I didn't get blessed, so.

954
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:06,800
I mean.

955
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,679
I'm really just kind of holding back.

956
00:42:08,679 --> 00:42:10,480
Okay, that's something we can talk about

957
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:12,199
at a team meeting later, I guess.

958
00:42:12,199 --> 00:42:14,320
Okay, great, great, great, great, great.

959
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:15,639
So what's the plan?

960
00:42:15,639 --> 00:42:18,119
I see everybody's just kind of piling on.

961
00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:21,199
Sully and I came over here to figure out

962
00:42:21,199 --> 00:42:23,719
what's been happening with you

963
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:26,240
and maybe there's something brewing somewhere else

964
00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:27,880
that we could be working on to make sure

965
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:31,120
that this doesn't, I mean, have you looked?

966
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:33,320
What happened?

967
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:37,480
Well, he is like, kind of like a god,

968
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,360
so it's really hard to kill him.

969
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:42,120
So I think everyone's just out there

970
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,440
doing their best, you know?

971
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:46,440
I found this dagger that called to me though,

972
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,440
so I think I'm gonna stab him with it.

973
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:49,960
Oh, right in the butt.

974
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:50,800
Yeah.

975
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,560
That's how all Orcuses die.

976
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:56,480
I don't know if that's true,

977
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:59,000
but are you guys gonna just be like all sneaky

978
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:02,640
and just come out behind him and do something great?

979
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:04,120
I don't know, Sully, was that the plan?

980
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:07,400
Were we gonna sneak up behind him and do something great?

981
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:08,600
Well, yeah, I think it's like

982
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:11,600
he means he's pretty distracted right now, so.

983
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:13,920
All right, let's go fucking give it a try.

984
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:15,160
Okay, you first.

985
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,440
A wave goes out from Orcus

986
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:20,320
as everybody starts to crowd around him

987
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:25,360
and everybody needs to make a constitution saving throw

988
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:29,920
who is within 60 foot radius.

989
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:32,640
So that's gonna be pretty much everybody.

990
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:34,559
Yeah. Yeah.

991
00:43:34,559 --> 00:43:36,240
Did everybody beat a 23?

992
00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:37,080
Yes. No.

993
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:37,920
No. Yes.

994
00:43:39,039 --> 00:43:41,120
Okay, so those who did not save

995
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:44,880
take 25 necrotic damage.

996
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:46,600
Everybody else takes half.

997
00:43:47,599 --> 00:43:50,960
Where Vorunax and Lipsinki are standing,

998
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:54,880
skeletal arms rise up from the area beneath you

999
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:56,279
in a 20 foot square

1000
00:43:57,319 --> 00:44:01,679
and last until basically for a full round.

1001
00:44:02,639 --> 00:44:05,519
Each creature in that area must make a DC

1002
00:44:05,519 --> 00:44:08,000
23 strength saving throw.

1003
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:08,839
20, 25.

1004
00:44:08,839 --> 00:44:12,039
My dice have been fucking me all night.

1005
00:44:12,039 --> 00:44:12,880
That's an 11.

1006
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,279
I'm so little and you're so big.

1007
00:44:17,319 --> 00:44:18,440
Well, you're slipping between them.

1008
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:19,279
You're evading.

1009
00:44:19,279 --> 00:44:20,119
That's what you're doing.

1010
00:44:20,119 --> 00:44:20,940
That makes sense.

1011
00:44:20,940 --> 00:44:22,279
It's perfect.

1012
00:44:22,279 --> 00:44:25,360
Vorunax, you are restrained until the arms disappear

1013
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:27,599
or until Orcus releases them.

1014
00:44:27,599 --> 00:44:30,039
No action required on my part to release them

1015
00:44:30,039 --> 00:44:31,360
but he won't.

1016
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:34,519
But what if I cast freedom of movement

1017
00:44:34,519 --> 00:44:38,639
which allows me to not be restrained or paralyzed?

1018
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:42,960
Well, you can do that when you have a good.

1019
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:46,480
I will do that when my turn is up.

1020
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,679
I do like that our strategy was just

1021
00:44:49,679 --> 00:44:51,320
going guns blazing.

1022
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:52,159
Run in?

1023
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:54,199
Yeah.

1024
00:44:54,199 --> 00:44:55,480
I'm so into it.

1025
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:59,400
Otherwise you're gonna have four episodes of planning.

1026
00:45:01,039 --> 00:45:02,559
And also a goth.

1027
00:45:02,559 --> 00:45:03,800
That's what she would do.

1028
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:04,639
100%.

1029
00:45:04,639 --> 00:45:05,480
It's what Glenn would do.

1030
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:07,840
Glenn would start throwing bolts with his hands.

1031
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:09,960
Just wanna punch this asshole in the face.

1032
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:12,960
That has been the goal since day number one.

1033
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:13,800
Yeah.

1034
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:16,600
All the bridges have led us here.

1035
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:17,440
Ha ha ha.

1036
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:18,280
Ha ha ha.

1037
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:19,760
Because Grancis isn't here, right?

1038
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:20,800
Yeah, Grancis is.

1039
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:21,640
Grancis is not currently.

1040
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:22,480
Doing his own thing.

1041
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:23,320
Not yet.

1042
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:24,280
See, there was a plan.

1043
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:25,120
Yeah, we had that part of the plan.

1044
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,800
But we left a lot of the part of the plan to Grancis

1045
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,640
and that was the major flaw in the plan.

1046
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:32,880
This is probably a mistake in our approach, yeah.

1047
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:33,720
Big gamble.

1048
00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:42,840
Oh, it's the middle and we've got some things to say

1049
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:44,760
which is mostly just a reminder

1050
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:47,760
that we've got a Google form in the description

1051
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:52,120
where you can submit your questions about this season

1052
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:55,039
and season one and all the things.

1053
00:45:55,039 --> 00:45:58,920
Dumbgeons and Dragons, Decimators of Dragons,

1054
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:02,160
Destiny's Children, all of those things.

1055
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:03,360
We wanna hear about them

1056
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:04,720
because we're wrapping up season two.

1057
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:07,240
We've only got a few episodes left after this.

1058
00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:09,400
Finale is expected by the end of September.

1059
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:13,119
September 27th, which is very close.

1060
00:46:13,119 --> 00:46:17,480
And then we're gonna be recording a grab bag Q&A,

1061
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:22,480
retrospect look back at the last six years,

1062
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:26,079
nine if you include the four of us

1063
00:46:26,079 --> 00:46:27,440
playing around the table.

1064
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,000
It's been a wild ride

1065
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,680
where we've had very similar characters.

1066
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:35,639
I mean, the same characters really for some of us

1067
00:46:35,639 --> 00:46:38,840
since we started first playing around the table

1068
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:43,079
back in 2013, that feels like longer.

1069
00:46:43,079 --> 00:46:44,200
That's almost 10 years.

1070
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:45,840
I can't math very well.

1071
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,519
So what am I trying to say?

1072
00:46:47,519 --> 00:46:49,640
There's a Google form in the description of this episode

1073
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,360
and we'll put it in the next few episodes as well

1074
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:54,519
that we want you to send us your questions,

1075
00:46:54,519 --> 00:46:57,680
comments, wonderments, thoughts

1076
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:00,800
on the story as we have built it.

1077
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:02,840
Again, season three is gonna be something new

1078
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:05,400
and different and fun and exciting

1079
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,120
and we can't wait to share that with you.

1080
00:47:07,119 --> 00:47:09,559
We've started planning for that

1081
00:47:09,559 --> 00:47:12,839
and are gonna be releasing some world building episodes

1082
00:47:12,839 --> 00:47:16,579
and some thoughts and testing out new characters

1083
00:47:16,579 --> 00:47:17,420
and all of that.

1084
00:47:17,420 --> 00:47:21,319
But before we get to that, let's put a cap on this.

1085
00:47:21,319 --> 00:47:23,079
So we hope to have your questions.

1086
00:47:23,079 --> 00:47:26,920
Again, if you can send those into us by October 2nd,

1087
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:28,759
we'll record on October 3rd

1088
00:47:28,759 --> 00:47:33,239
and we'll get that out to you very soon after that.

1089
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:36,559
Okay, I think that's all I have for you now.

1090
00:47:36,559 --> 00:47:40,239
I'll go back to this episode and I hope you enjoy it.

1091
00:47:43,199 --> 00:47:44,440
The ground begins to shake

1092
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:48,559
and fissures begin to open all over the throne room.

1093
00:47:48,559 --> 00:47:52,960
Intense tremors can be felt through yourselves.

1094
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:55,719
Everybody make a constitution saving throw.

1095
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:58,400
Now instead of doing that,

1096
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:03,079
could Sully and Thea levitate?

1097
00:48:03,079 --> 00:48:05,360
What about if I just time a jump well?

1098
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:09,720
Yes, that also, yeah.

1099
00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:12,519
Moot was all state high jump champ, I'll have you know.

1100
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:17,480
Okay, those who did not beat a 23,

1101
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:24,019
you are knocked prone and down into this rubble

1102
00:48:24,019 --> 00:48:25,800
that is forming from this earthquake

1103
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:30,620
that is ringing out through the throne room.

1104
00:48:30,620 --> 00:48:34,340
You're gonna take 37 bludgeoning damage.

1105
00:48:34,380 --> 00:48:37,500
Everybody else, you maintain your footing

1106
00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:41,180
and you only take 30, not 30.

1107
00:48:41,180 --> 00:48:43,900
You only take 37 damage.

1108
00:48:43,900 --> 00:48:47,579
No, you only take 18 of that bludgeoning damage.

1109
00:48:47,579 --> 00:48:48,780
What if they levitated?

1110
00:48:48,780 --> 00:48:49,620
Do they take any damage?

1111
00:48:49,620 --> 00:48:52,740
If you levitated, you don't take damage

1112
00:48:52,740 --> 00:48:54,780
because you're floating in the air.

1113
00:48:54,780 --> 00:48:59,780
However, a giant TNT Acme Anvil falls on them.

1114
00:49:02,500 --> 00:49:03,900
It's a dynamite anvil?

1115
00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:05,980
Dynamite anvil, sounds like a band name.

1116
00:49:05,980 --> 00:49:09,420
Followed by Wile E. Coyote,

1117
00:49:09,420 --> 00:49:11,579
who was trying to catch the Road Runner.

1118
00:49:11,579 --> 00:49:13,780
It's Bort's turn.

1119
00:49:13,780 --> 00:49:18,579
All right, so I will head on forward

1120
00:49:18,579 --> 00:49:21,480
with probably my Dwarven Thrower.

1121
00:49:22,500 --> 00:49:24,740
Yeah, it's probably my best course of action here.

1122
00:49:24,740 --> 00:49:26,300
I'm not gonna get too close to him,

1123
00:49:26,300 --> 00:49:28,460
but I'm gonna, if there's a gap

1124
00:49:28,460 --> 00:49:31,780
where it's a little more spread out from other people,

1125
00:49:31,780 --> 00:49:34,540
I'm gonna go kinda occupy that space

1126
00:49:34,540 --> 00:49:38,100
and I will throw my hammer at him three times.

1127
00:49:39,260 --> 00:49:40,100
Okay.

1128
00:49:41,180 --> 00:49:43,580
First one's a crit with a 19,

1129
00:49:43,580 --> 00:49:46,460
second is a crit with an 18,

1130
00:49:46,460 --> 00:49:50,340
and then a two plus 14 is 16,

1131
00:49:50,340 --> 00:49:51,700
so I don't think that one's gonna hit.

1132
00:49:51,700 --> 00:49:53,700
Yes, sir, both those will hit.

1133
00:49:53,700 --> 00:49:55,220
But two crits. Recruit.

1134
00:49:55,220 --> 00:49:56,420
So like, we'll take that.

1135
00:49:56,420 --> 00:50:01,420
Dwarven Throwers zipping through the air,

1136
00:50:01,420 --> 00:50:04,220
ringing through the air as they crush into Orcus.

1137
00:50:04,220 --> 00:50:07,980
Orcus is going to take a couple steps back,

1138
00:50:07,980 --> 00:50:11,659
which is away from the portal at this moment.

1139
00:50:11,659 --> 00:50:13,099
Excellent.

1140
00:50:13,099 --> 00:50:13,940
Thea.

1141
00:50:13,940 --> 00:50:18,940
Okay, how close am I to him?

1142
00:50:19,700 --> 00:50:22,659
We kinda had you at the door,

1143
00:50:22,659 --> 00:50:24,280
so 30 feet.

1144
00:50:25,380 --> 00:50:30,380
Okay, so I'm gonna use my 30 feet

1145
00:50:32,099 --> 00:50:33,420
to run.

1146
00:50:33,420 --> 00:50:34,860
You're levitating?

1147
00:50:34,860 --> 00:50:38,059
No, because they're boots of levitation,

1148
00:50:38,059 --> 00:50:40,820
so unless someone pushes me in a general direction,

1149
00:50:40,820 --> 00:50:41,659
they're fucking useless.

1150
00:50:41,659 --> 00:50:44,260
Then the earthquake has created difficult terrain.

1151
00:50:44,260 --> 00:50:46,400
Okay, I say, Sully, give me a shove.

1152
00:50:47,780 --> 00:50:49,700
I want him to shove me, I wanna go a little bit.

1153
00:50:49,700 --> 00:50:52,059
I need to get a little closer to him.

1154
00:50:52,059 --> 00:50:54,579
Yeah, like, there's enough stuff on the ground

1155
00:50:54,579 --> 00:50:56,300
that you could propel yourself forward.

1156
00:50:56,300 --> 00:50:57,700
Oh, okay, yeah.

1157
00:50:57,700 --> 00:50:59,659
Yeah, be cool.

1158
00:50:59,699 --> 00:51:02,099
Hey, you said he's like 30 feet tall, right?

1159
00:51:03,460 --> 00:51:06,099
I'm gonna get close enough to him,

1160
00:51:06,099 --> 00:51:07,460
and then when I do,

1161
00:51:07,460 --> 00:51:11,259
I'm gonna take out one of my here-to-there diamonds.

1162
00:51:11,259 --> 00:51:13,739
I'm gonna throw it up in the air and catch it

1163
00:51:13,739 --> 00:51:18,379
focusing on landing on his neck.

1164
00:51:19,199 --> 00:51:22,059
And then I'm gonna take that weirdo dagger

1165
00:51:22,059 --> 00:51:24,699
and I'm gonna try to stab him in the eye with it.

1166
00:51:24,699 --> 00:51:25,659
Love it.

1167
00:51:25,659 --> 00:51:28,960
You propel yourself forward with the levitate.

1168
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,440
You toss up the here-to-there diamond.

1169
00:51:33,119 --> 00:51:38,119
You are now directly in front of Orcus's face.

1170
00:51:40,039 --> 00:51:44,519
You can smell the hot, sticky, disgusting breath

1171
00:51:44,519 --> 00:51:46,079
washing over you.

1172
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,280
Do you make an attack roll?

1173
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:50,119
I do.

1174
00:51:50,119 --> 00:51:50,960
Oh, no.

1175
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:56,119
That was a one.

1176
00:51:56,119 --> 00:51:56,960
Oh, no.

1177
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:00,000
But I have two.

1178
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,359
No, that's a crit fail.

1179
00:52:01,359 --> 00:52:03,519
I know, but I have two attacks.

1180
00:52:03,519 --> 00:52:08,519
Okay, so you reach to stab into Orcus's face.

1181
00:52:09,799 --> 00:52:12,239
You come up right in front of him

1182
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:15,239
and swiftly a hand comes up in front of you,

1183
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:17,239
and you stab him in the face.

1184
00:52:17,240 --> 00:52:18,400
You come up right in front of him

1185
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:21,800
and swiftly a hand comes up and grabs you

1186
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:24,640
and is holding you out.

1187
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:28,720
You can take your second attack.

1188
00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:32,200
You feel his hand crushing down on your body.

1189
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:33,200
Oh, God, no.

1190
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:35,240
Okay.

1191
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:41,960
Instead of attacking, I'm going to wild shape.

1192
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:45,560
Bones begin to crush.

1193
00:52:45,599 --> 00:52:47,320
Jesus, hold on.

1194
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:48,159
I panic.

1195
00:52:48,159 --> 00:52:51,119
I wild shape into a bat.

1196
00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:54,199
One of those little fruit bats.

1197
00:52:55,519 --> 00:52:58,320
So then his big hand is like, where'd she go?

1198
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:01,119
Every breath you take is leaving you

1199
00:53:01,119 --> 00:53:03,159
and you're having trouble catching your breath

1200
00:53:03,159 --> 00:53:06,320
and then you snap into a small fruit bat.

1201
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:11,320
You take 42 hand crushing damage.

1202
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:13,719
Was that before the bat?

1203
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:15,159
That was before the bat.

1204
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,400
42 squished. Squished, yeah.

1205
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:20,039
It's a bludgeoning probably, but.

1206
00:53:21,039 --> 00:53:21,880
Fuck.

1207
00:53:23,039 --> 00:53:24,480
And you are now a bat.

1208
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:27,639
Orcus looks confused and is looking around

1209
00:53:27,639 --> 00:53:28,960
trying to swat at you.

1210
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:33,320
You fly out of the way and you are up in the rafters

1211
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:35,360
of this throne room.

1212
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:38,320
The demons have slowed rushing forward,

1213
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:43,320
but the final few begin to turn on you and your group.

1214
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:46,000
Vorunax, you're still being held in place.

1215
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,600
Three of them are going to rush towards you

1216
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:53,160
and jump on top and try to attack you with advantage.

1217
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:58,160
So a total of 26 slashing damage.

1218
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:01,880
Cool.

1219
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:02,920
What else you got?

1220
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:05,840
You now have, that's what I've got right now.

1221
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:07,120
Sully.

1222
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:11,960
Sully watches Thea pull that bat shit crazy stuff

1223
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:12,800
going on.

1224
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:14,360
What you want to do now?

1225
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:15,240
Go on.

1226
00:54:15,240 --> 00:54:17,080
Use the eye.

1227
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:20,640
Well for fucking what?

1228
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:25,000
To levitate or to make an ability check?

1229
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,600
What the fuck do you want me to use the eye for?

1230
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:28,440
Be more specific.

1231
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:29,840
All the spells that you have.

1232
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:32,519
Clairvoyance, crown of madness, disintegrate,

1233
00:54:32,519 --> 00:54:34,440
dominate monster, or eye bite.

1234
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:36,280
Oh right, that one.

1235
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:37,320
Listen, I'm sick.

1236
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:42,000
Okay, I'm gonna bite him with my eye.

1237
00:54:42,159 --> 00:54:47,159
My eyes go black, become an inky void,

1238
00:54:47,199 --> 00:54:49,639
imbued with dread power.

1239
00:54:50,639 --> 00:54:54,920
Orcus must succeed on a wisdom saving throw.

1240
00:54:56,079 --> 00:54:57,760
Just gonna full stop right there

1241
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:00,440
and let you use your legendary resistance.

1242
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:01,719
I'll roll it first.

1243
00:55:02,559 --> 00:55:04,280
26.

1244
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:05,559
So I, no, I guess that's it.

1245
00:55:05,559 --> 00:55:07,920
Sully just stares hard at him.

1246
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:09,800
Orcus is swatting around for this bat

1247
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:14,800
and you see him, he clocks you across the room.

1248
00:55:15,039 --> 00:55:19,720
He takes a quick step forward, swings his tail.

1249
00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:21,880
He's gonna swipe at a goth.

1250
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:26,640
That's going to be a team 23.

1251
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:29,320
No, bam, shield.

1252
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:30,600
Denied. Deflect the tail

1253
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:31,760
as it comes by.

1254
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:37,760
Okay, Vorunax, you have three demons on top of you

1255
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:38,920
and you're being restricted.

1256
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:40,760
Yes, you are correct about that.

1257
00:55:41,639 --> 00:55:44,200
Strength saving throw to try and break free.

1258
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:45,360
I don't wanna do that.

1259
00:55:46,599 --> 00:55:47,440
Okay.

1260
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:48,280
Oh, right, you got freedom of movement.

1261
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:49,800
Well, I do have that.

1262
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:52,639
But I'm also going to do, instead of that,

1263
00:55:52,639 --> 00:55:54,240
I'm gonna do thunder step.

1264
00:55:55,559 --> 00:55:58,559
And I'm gonna teleport myself to an unoccupied space

1265
00:55:58,559 --> 00:56:01,079
you can see within range, which is 90 feet.

1266
00:56:01,079 --> 00:56:05,159
And Russ, would you let me thunder step my way up

1267
00:56:05,159 --> 00:56:07,039
onto Orcus's shoulder?

1268
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,119
Yeah, sure.

1269
00:56:09,119 --> 00:56:09,960
I do that.

1270
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:10,960
You were his right hand.

1271
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:12,920
You were kind of an Iago to his Jafar.

1272
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:15,480
Everybody just wants to get right in his face, eh?

1273
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:18,920
So I need those three JoBees that were on top of me

1274
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:21,800
to make a constitution saving throw.

1275
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:23,599
They gotta beat a 212.

1276
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:26,679
They didn't roll higher than a four.

1277
00:56:26,679 --> 00:56:27,800
Rolled for all of them.

1278
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:30,679
So give it to them, baby.

1279
00:56:30,679 --> 00:56:33,000
So 15 thunder damage to them.

1280
00:56:34,079 --> 00:56:36,400
And resounding thunder can be heard

1281
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:38,599
throughout the room.

1282
00:56:38,599 --> 00:56:42,079
So those demons, basically, they like explode.

1283
00:56:42,079 --> 00:56:44,840
They're eviscerated and the bones around,

1284
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:47,760
the floor that were coming up and restraining you,

1285
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:51,440
explode out, shrapnel going everywhere.

1286
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:53,599
And you find yourself where you wanna be,

1287
00:56:53,599 --> 00:56:54,440
up on his shoulder.

1288
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:55,599
Yes, yes, yes.

1289
00:56:55,599 --> 00:56:57,400
Anything you would like to do up on his shoulder.

1290
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:59,760
Yeah, I just pop up there and I'm gonna say,

1291
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:01,559
we're all gonna kill you.

1292
00:57:01,559 --> 00:57:02,880
You are going to end here today,

1293
00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:04,519
regardless of all the gods you eat.

1294
00:57:04,559 --> 00:57:06,039
Eat as many as you want.

1295
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:08,759
I would forfeit them to see you die.

1296
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:12,480
He turns his head to you.

1297
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:14,159
In like an unnatural way,

1298
00:57:14,159 --> 00:57:17,679
you hear the bones in his neck clicking and cracking

1299
00:57:17,679 --> 00:57:20,440
as it turns to face you on your shoulder.

1300
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:24,880
And his smile opens wide and flames

1301
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:27,440
are billowing inside of it.

1302
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:30,480
Smoke coming up and out of his nose.

1303
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:31,880
Nothing happens yet.

1304
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:32,840
That's all you see.

1305
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:35,640
Night Hunter.

1306
00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:39,160
Night Hunter is gonna rage.

1307
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:44,160
She lets out a maddened cry and rages as well as frenzies.

1308
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:51,760
And then she is going to take the chains

1309
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:56,760
and whip them and try to ensnare Orcus's leg.

1310
00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:01,200
How about 18?

1311
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:04,160
Get him to make a strength saving throw.

1312
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:05,440
It's a 16.

1313
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:08,200
And is it like now encircled his leg?

1314
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:09,400
Yeah, save that, yep.

1315
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:13,000
Okay, does it continue to deal damage

1316
00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:16,640
as like being wrapped around him?

1317
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:19,840
Yeah, yeah.

1318
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:20,680
Yeah, that's what I want.

1319
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:24,600
It will deal on, as long as you hold it on his leg,

1320
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:29,080
it will deal an additional 10 at the start of his turn.

1321
00:58:29,119 --> 00:58:31,159
So while they're down there holding that,

1322
00:58:32,639 --> 00:58:37,639
she's gonna take Corpse Grinder and hack at his Achilles.

1323
00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:40,480
Okay, you've got the whip wrapped around his leg

1324
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:44,480
and you're laying into him with the Corpse Grinder.

1325
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:49,480
You feel the chains like buckle

1326
00:58:52,639 --> 00:58:57,639
and you feel movement within the chains.

1327
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:02,279
And instead of a tail, he's going to try and fling you.

1328
00:59:02,279 --> 00:59:04,199
I'll give you a chance to either let go

1329
00:59:04,199 --> 00:59:05,679
or if you're gonna hang on,

1330
00:59:05,679 --> 00:59:07,879
you're gonna make a strength saving throw.

1331
00:59:07,879 --> 00:59:10,440
I think Night Hunter would hang on.

1332
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:13,199
You hang on to this as this leg kicks out

1333
00:59:13,199 --> 00:59:15,319
and drags you through the air

1334
00:59:16,599 --> 00:59:20,719
and you are coming back down in like this arc,

1335
00:59:21,599 --> 00:59:26,039
but you're coming back down towards the portal

1336
00:59:26,039 --> 00:59:27,239
to the material plane.

1337
00:59:28,279 --> 00:59:33,000
Which as you see, you're arcing down and through

1338
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:37,199
is like up, elevated in the sky.

1339
00:59:37,199 --> 00:59:38,839
It's like looking down.

1340
00:59:38,839 --> 00:59:42,559
You see now the view of the material plane

1341
00:59:42,559 --> 00:59:44,599
and you actually see Waterdeep,

1342
00:59:44,599 --> 00:59:46,239
not in the far distance

1343
00:59:46,239 --> 00:59:48,039
with all these demons swarming

1344
00:59:48,039 --> 00:59:51,359
and cascading towards this wall.

1345
00:59:51,359 --> 00:59:55,559
The army of Waterdeep is pushing them back

1346
00:59:55,559 --> 00:59:56,839
and fighting them back

1347
00:59:56,880 --> 01:00:01,880
and you are falling down through this portal

1348
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:05,880
and everybody sees you holding on to this chain,

1349
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:10,280
go down through and disappear from the throne room.

1350
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:13,200
Glim.

1351
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:15,000
What I'm gonna do is,

1352
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:16,600
you said Night Hunter's still hanging on

1353
01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:17,720
or I guess we don't know.

1354
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:18,880
They just disappeared.

1355
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:20,240
Yeah, you can't see Night Hunter

1356
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:22,000
from your current position.

1357
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:25,280
Okay, well, I liked what they were doing

1358
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:30,080
so I'm going to do the same similar thing

1359
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:32,240
with the Sun Blade.

1360
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:37,240
I'm gonna stab and then use Nature's Wrath

1361
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:43,440
to like try and pin that foot down with spectral vines.

1362
01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:47,960
So then as a bonus action,

1363
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:50,680
I'm gonna do ensnaring strike

1364
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:55,120
so I have hit them with a melee attack

1365
01:00:55,960 --> 01:00:58,079
and then they need to make a strength throw

1366
01:00:58,079 --> 01:01:01,679
against a writhing mass of thorny vines

1367
01:01:01,679 --> 01:01:04,159
at the point of impact where I have stabbed

1368
01:01:04,159 --> 01:01:06,719
and I was aiming for that same,

1369
01:01:06,719 --> 01:01:08,159
what did I make that clear?

1370
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:11,199
That's attached to my friend.

1371
01:01:11,199 --> 01:01:13,880
I wanna try and hold it there

1372
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:15,839
so they can hopefully still be holding on

1373
01:01:15,839 --> 01:01:17,839
and climb back up that chain.

1374
01:01:17,839 --> 01:01:19,920
His foot's in place,

1375
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:21,719
he's not gonna use something

1376
01:01:21,719 --> 01:01:23,559
to try and break out of that right now.

1377
01:01:23,559 --> 01:01:24,480
Okay, great.

1378
01:01:24,519 --> 01:01:27,519
His foot is restrained.

1379
01:01:27,519 --> 01:01:28,360
Okay.

1380
01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:30,159
Agath.

1381
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:34,199
Do I have any position here

1382
01:01:34,199 --> 01:01:36,480
where I could, you know, I don't know,

1383
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:39,199
maybe set off a giant cone of pain

1384
01:01:39,199 --> 01:01:42,480
and not catch any of my allies in it?

1385
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:44,280
Just right at his groin.

1386
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:48,280
Could I like blast it into his dick?

1387
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:49,119
Yeah, yeah.

1388
01:01:49,119 --> 01:01:54,119
Because if Arnox is up on the shoulder,

1389
01:01:54,559 --> 01:01:55,760
I'm over by the foot.

1390
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:58,079
I'm nowhere near that dick, so you're good.

1391
01:01:58,079 --> 01:02:01,559
I specifically spread out away from other people.

1392
01:02:01,559 --> 01:02:03,559
It is a 90-foot cone,

1393
01:02:03,559 --> 01:02:06,400
just to be fair to,

1394
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:07,960
I mean, if you're right underneath,

1395
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:09,079
You're right underneath.

1396
01:02:09,079 --> 01:02:09,920
Okay.

1397
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:10,760
I mean, it's gonna spread out,

1398
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:12,440
it's gonna hit, yeah, absolutely.

1399
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:14,159
It's gonna hit him in the dick.

1400
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:20,480
So I'm going to just like whip that flail around,

1401
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:23,240
get nice like a vortex going

1402
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:28,200
and it's gonna blast acid right up there.

1403
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:31,000
He's gonna need to make a dexterity saving throw.

1404
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:32,160
It's just nair.

1405
01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:36,320
And his one foot is holding him still.

1406
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:38,880
Oh yeah, is that gonna affect the dexterity?

1407
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:42,280
Maybe, it's not very dextrous with his.

1408
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:44,120
Can't really dodge it.

1409
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:44,960
Nope.

1410
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:48,280
Okay, that's a 12.

1411
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:49,880
It's dexterity saving throw.

1412
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:52,440
He's looking at Vorunax.

1413
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:53,880
He's shaking his foot.

1414
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:55,240
He put his right foot in,

1415
01:02:55,240 --> 01:02:56,599
he put his right foot out.

1416
01:02:56,599 --> 01:02:57,440
He did the hook.

1417
01:02:57,440 --> 01:03:00,159
He got his right foot stuck in some things.

1418
01:03:00,159 --> 01:03:01,880
I don't think it makes sense for him

1419
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:04,240
to see this coming,

1420
01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:06,079
a blast of acid at his dick.

1421
01:03:07,079 --> 01:03:07,920
All right.

1422
01:03:09,039 --> 01:03:11,039
So no, no, he's good.

1423
01:03:11,039 --> 01:03:14,400
Well, then I'm gonna roll my 14d6 unimpeded.

1424
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:15,240
Oh my God.

1425
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:18,679
Oh shit.

1426
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:23,520
That's gonna be 52 points of acid dick damage.

1427
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:26,000
I think that's pretty damn good.

1428
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:27,880
I don't think he's got a dick anymore.

1429
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:30,200
That's it, it's gone.

1430
01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:31,200
The dick is outta here.

1431
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:32,760
No baby orcas is.

1432
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:36,000
And then, you know what?

1433
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,560
Fuck it, I'm gonna action surge.

1434
01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:39,960
Yeah, fuck you.

1435
01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:41,560
So that I can hit him some more.

1436
01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:44,480
I can't do that again, that's done for the day.

1437
01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:48,600
But I can hit him three times with the flail.

1438
01:03:49,519 --> 01:03:51,000
She keeps hitting me in the dick.

1439
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,480
Repeatedly.

1440
01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:59,480
49 points of acid slash magic bludgeoning plus nine.

1441
01:04:00,639 --> 01:04:04,880
So that's another 58 points of flail damage

1442
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:06,360
on that action surge.

1443
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:09,319
He really should not have pissed off Goth.

1444
01:04:09,319 --> 01:04:12,159
Yeah, and then Goth just also remembered

1445
01:04:12,159 --> 01:04:13,599
that she's a cleric.

1446
01:04:13,599 --> 01:04:17,400
So screw it, let's have a little bonus action.

1447
01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:19,119
The spiritual weapon.

1448
01:04:19,119 --> 01:04:19,960
Hell yeah.

1449
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:20,800
Yes.

1450
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:22,360
Fucking do it.

1451
01:04:22,360 --> 01:04:23,200
Amazing.

1452
01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:29,320
So a Goth was previously a cleric of Eldath.

1453
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:34,240
And her symbol is a waterfall plunging into a still pool.

1454
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:38,760
So let's just make this like radiant water

1455
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:42,720
pouring down on him.

1456
01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:43,559
Is he dead yet?

1457
01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:46,320
Not yet.

1458
01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:50,320
Orcus takes a massive acid blast to the dick.

1459
01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:57,320
Followed by repeated blows and he falls to a knee.

1460
01:04:57,320 --> 01:05:00,120
He varnocks, make a dexterity saving throw

1461
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:03,360
as he is falling.

1462
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:05,960
You gotta try and hold on.

1463
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:07,680
That is a 15.

1464
01:05:08,519 --> 01:05:10,920
Okay, you can hold on however you do

1465
01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:14,120
whether to grow skin or mask

1466
01:05:14,119 --> 01:05:16,440
or however you find yourself on there.

1467
01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:21,920
He takes these hits and everybody sees

1468
01:05:22,759 --> 01:05:27,759
the same like ghostly auras

1469
01:05:28,719 --> 01:05:29,799
in the first battle.

1470
01:05:29,799 --> 01:05:31,000
This was the first time that Muclum

1471
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,359
and Sully or Goth and flaming kins all see this.

1472
01:05:33,359 --> 01:05:36,839
But these ghostly auras begin to leave different

1473
01:05:36,839 --> 01:05:40,480
like cut marks on Orcus.

1474
01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:42,599
And they're clouding around him.

1475
01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:46,000
It's not clear if they're moving in a direction

1476
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,559
but they're beginning to like sieve out of him.

1477
01:05:49,599 --> 01:05:54,079
There is a sound that is back down the hall.

1478
01:05:54,079 --> 01:05:59,079
It's a like low buzzing sound that you hear.

1479
01:06:01,719 --> 01:06:02,920
It's off in the distance.

1480
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:06,079
Sounds very far away but there's this low buzzing sound.

1481
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:09,480
And Moot, it is now your turn.

1482
01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:13,519
Okay, Moot reaches into his pouch

1483
01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:19,840
and he pulls out what looks like a red colored vial

1484
01:06:21,719 --> 01:06:26,719
and he casts Summon Fiend at a seventh level.

1485
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:31,199
Okay.

1486
01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:36,000
So it requires concentration up to one hour.

1487
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:38,719
I call forth a fiendish spirit.

1488
01:06:38,720 --> 01:06:42,160
It manifests in an unoccupied space that I can see

1489
01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:44,200
which we'll just do right next to Orcus.

1490
01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:48,600
When I cast the spell, I choose either a demon,

1491
01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:50,280
a devil or a Yugaloth.

1492
01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:52,320
And I'm gonna go with the demon.

1493
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:54,840
And it is an ally to me and my companions.

1494
01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:56,680
It shares my initiative count

1495
01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:59,720
and takes his turn immediately after mine.

1496
01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:03,480
This demon appears in front of Orcus

1497
01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:07,720
and it will throw some multi-attack bite action his way.

1498
01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:13,880
The first two, first one is a 16, second one is a 27

1499
01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:21,120
and third one is a 19.

1500
01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:24,440
Okay, first one doesn't hit, second two do.

1501
01:07:24,440 --> 01:07:28,200
It's 14 on the first one and a 13 on the second one.

1502
01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:29,680
So 27 in total.

1503
01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:33,640
This fiend shows up and starts laying into Orcus

1504
01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:36,360
and these auras

1505
01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:42,000
every hit begins shooting off

1506
01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:45,680
and there's different colors coming up and out

1507
01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:50,680
of different wounds that are inflicted within Orcus.

1508
01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:52,560
Okay, Lipsinki.

1509
01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:54,960
This is gonna Ultra Blast him.

1510
01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:56,240
In the dick.

1511
01:07:56,240 --> 01:07:58,600
Of course, yeah, hit him where it hurts.

1512
01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:00,480
In the missing dick.

1513
01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:07,080
Orcus is, has sustained an intense amount of damage

1514
01:08:07,159 --> 01:08:08,599
in these last 12 seconds.

1515
01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:15,719
Fuck D&D battle.

1516
01:08:18,519 --> 01:08:23,519
He is actively trying to crawl as much as he can

1517
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:28,960
towards the portal right now.

1518
01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:30,680
Yeah, he's trying.

1519
01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:32,960
He moves as much as he can

1520
01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:35,800
and then like the tension in his leg

1521
01:08:35,840 --> 01:08:39,400
where he's restrained is holding him back.

1522
01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:41,079
See him reach.

1523
01:08:41,079 --> 01:08:43,480
He's trying to pull himself forward.

1524
01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:49,840
And then everyone hears this booming voice

1525
01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:53,039
throughout the room.

1526
01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:59,520
It's Orcus' voice, but it's not coming from Orcus

1527
01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:02,000
and it's like pinging itself around.

1528
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,760
It lands on board.

1529
01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:10,319
Everyone is focused on Orcus,

1530
01:09:10,319 --> 01:09:15,319
but the lair action is deadly utterance.

1531
01:09:16,199 --> 01:09:20,119
Orcus' voice booms throughout the lair

1532
01:09:20,119 --> 01:09:24,000
and lands on one creature of Orcus' choice

1533
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:26,600
and they're subject to power word kill.

1534
01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:30,600
Are you below 100 hit points?

1535
01:09:32,079 --> 01:09:33,239
Yes, indeed I am.

1536
01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:39,840
It hits you, Bort, like a ton of bricks.

1537
01:09:43,039 --> 01:09:48,039
In Thea from up above, you see Bort's body go rigid

1538
01:09:54,439 --> 01:09:58,039
and fall to his knees and then fall face first.

1539
01:09:58,079 --> 01:10:03,079
I will voice a terrible cry later,

1540
01:10:03,159 --> 01:10:04,880
right in this spot right here.

1541
01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:09,359
Everybody hears the body hit and it silences the room.

1542
01:10:11,119 --> 01:10:16,119
There's like this one last exasperated breath

1543
01:10:17,079 --> 01:10:22,079
that comes from Orcus as all of these auras vacate

1544
01:10:23,039 --> 01:10:28,039
his now deceased corpse.

1545
01:10:34,479 --> 01:10:38,000
The buzzing sound from down the hall intensifies

1546
01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:44,600
and flying in on backs of these winged creatures

1547
01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:50,199
are thousands of Grancis.

1548
01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:56,640
That begin pouring out and down through the portal.

1549
01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:05,239
The one true Grancis comes forward.

1550
01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:09,680
Says, you got him, did you get him?

1551
01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:13,119
I mean, he doesn't have a dick anymore, so.

1552
01:11:15,439 --> 01:11:19,399
And as all of these grandsai are pouring down

1553
01:11:19,399 --> 01:11:21,639
into the material plane,

1554
01:11:21,639 --> 01:11:26,639
you all look down through this portal.

1555
01:11:26,639 --> 01:11:31,199
Flames roiling and you see these demon creatures

1556
01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:35,799
tearing havoc over the plane.

1557
01:11:37,119 --> 01:11:40,359
They also see Night Hunter hanging on by one hand

1558
01:11:40,359 --> 01:11:44,000
with her huge bicep and just corpse grinder in the other,

1559
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:46,799
just slashing out whatever things are coming by her.

1560
01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:50,000
And that's where we'll leave today's episode.

1561
01:11:59,199 --> 01:12:03,199
Dumbgeons and Dragons, season two, episode 153,

1562
01:12:03,199 --> 01:12:07,079
starring Amy More as Thea, Night Hunter, and Sully.

1563
01:12:07,079 --> 01:12:09,480
Carla Maxted as Lipsinki and Glim,

1564
01:12:09,480 --> 01:12:11,640
Tom Laird as Bort and Moot,

1565
01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:13,440
with Kyle Claset as Vorunax,

1566
01:12:13,440 --> 01:12:15,000
Kristen Flemmons as a Goth,

1567
01:12:15,079 --> 01:12:18,560
Godloss Cthulhu Alavi, Peter Joseph Lewis as Orcus,

1568
01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:20,960
and Russ More as your dungeon master.

1569
01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:23,119
Dialogue editing by Carla Maxted,

1570
01:12:23,119 --> 01:12:25,079
and sound design by Russ More.

1571
01:12:25,079 --> 01:12:27,520
This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound

1572
01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:29,279
and sound effects from Epidemic Sound,

1573
01:12:29,279 --> 01:12:31,000
Boom Library, and Sound Ideas.

1574
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:34,640
Flight of the Bumblebee is by Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov,

1575
01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:37,800
released under public domain and Creative Commons.

1576
01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:40,119
And a huge thank you to our supporting producers,

1577
01:12:40,119 --> 01:12:42,159
Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok,

1578
01:12:42,159 --> 01:12:45,079
Cat Waterflame, Jacob Madden, Christian Brown,

1579
01:12:45,079 --> 01:12:47,539
Craig Zeiss, Old School Gamer D,

1580
01:12:47,539 --> 01:12:49,720
Perry Matey, Angaron Kiersen,

1581
01:12:49,720 --> 01:12:51,720
Nathaniel Teeter, and Destiny.

1582
01:12:51,720 --> 01:12:53,519
Like the stories that we're putting together?

1583
01:12:53,519 --> 01:12:55,000
Of course you do, you've stuck around

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to the end of the credits.

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Did I tell you there's great friends in the community?

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But also, you get to have a whole lot of fun.

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We hope to see you over there.

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And now, I mean, that's it from me.

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So we hope you have a great week

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and we'll talk to you soon.

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Hello, Sullivan's light.

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Hello, voice inside my head.

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I was really hoping the voice would come on

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and say like, look at this photograph.

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Oh God.

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Oh God.

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If it's just gonna play Nickelback on repeat,

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I'm gonna pull this thing out.

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The ultimate punishment.

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